A-Z bastards.

i'd like to share this list with all the ladies out there. since most of my gfs just broke up including myself. i did this list last 2 years with one of my bestfriends.
i believe there's A to Z categories about men.

A
known as the "A-list bastards"
profession:perfect guy from heaven
how do they look:hetrosexual,good looking,with the 5c's-cash,car,credit card,career,condo
what do they like/do:SEX only

B
known as the "bitching and bragger bastards"
profession:bitcher and bragger
how do they look:nice looking gentlemen
what do they like/do:talk bad (bitch around) about their exes and brag their past relationship to friends or new flames

C
known as the "confused bastards"
profession:the CONFUSIONS
how do they look:VERY CONFUSED
what do they like/do:get other people CONFUSED.(especially the part where they don't know how to make any decisions)

D
known as the "dumb bastards"
profession:dumber than dumb and dumber (get it?)
how do they look: DUMB (whatelse?? It's already stated that they are the "dumb bastards!")
what do they like/do:ACT DUMB

E
known as the "everything which has stated the above and below the list bastards"
profession:JUST BEING A BASTARD
how do they look: -nil- (you'll recognized it from the start because men,they are all borned to be bastards)
what do they like/do: make us fall deeply and make us suffer by breaking our heart

F
known as the "fucking bastards"
profession:the seeker a.k.a CCTV
how do they look:ever heard roving eyes?
what do they like/do: I C U WHEN I NEED YOU

G
known as the "fuckable bastards"
profession:gigolo
how do they look:high class style BUT broke
what do they like/do:I C U WHEN I NEED MORE BLINGS

H
known as the "horny bastards"
profession:flasher
how do they look:pervert
what do they like/do:showing their proud manhood

I
known as the "innocent bastards"
profession:gentlemen a.k.a STALKER
how do they look:humble
what do they like/do:pretend they are nice and wonderful until they get you

J
known as the "jealous bastards"
profession:a loving guy
how do they look:lovable,caring
what do they like/do:NO to everything

K
known as the "kinky bastards"
profession:flirter
how do they look:cheecky
what do they like/do: phone sex?

L
known as the "lonely bastards"
profession:lone ranger
how do they look:mysterious
what do they like/do:reject all girls. ( they could be gay... =P )

M
known as the "married bastards"
profession:adulterer
how do they look:single but remote
what do they like/do:screwed up lil' girls heart

N
known as the "notorious bastards"
profession:beater
how do they look:bad boy
what do they like/do:beat you of course! give the hell of your life!

O
known as the "obsessive bastards"
profession:obsesser
how do they look:insecure
what do they like/do:keep you in the gold cage

P
known as the "player bastards"
profession:player
how do they look:good looking
what do they like/do:change girls as often as they can

Q
known as the "quit bastards"
profession:quitter
how do they look:simple
what do they like/do: "it's me not you..."

R
known as the "rebellious bastards"
profession:rebel (not the same category like osama ok?)
how do they look:rebellious
what do they like/do:always want to wins

S
known as the "sick bastards"
profession:psycho
how do they look: NOT OK (you wouldn't want to know)
what do they like/do:psycho womens' mind

T
known as the "tramp bastards"
profession:gold digger
how do they look:materialistic
what do they like/do:finish up all your money

U
known as the "uptight bastards"
profession:perfectionist
how do they look:stress and depressed
what do they like/do: "my way or the highway?!" (that's if your in the same car..hehe)

V
known as the "vulnerable bastards"
profession:sensitive guy
how do they look:mommy's boy
what do they like/do:being pampered

W
known as the "whining bastards"
profession:whiner
how do they look:unsatisfied
what do they like/do:whining 24/7!

X
known as the "X-rated bastards"
profession:kings of porns
how do they look:horny
what do they like/do: "Baby,i would love to record you..."

Y
known as the "yes bastards"
profession:coward
how do they look:obedient
what do they like/do:you get this kind of bastard,you're the QUEEN!

Z
known as the "zany bastards"
profession:jeist
how do they look:funny,happy go lucky,carefree
what do they like/do:make jokes at the wrong time


*note to all men out there,don't be such a sleazy bastards and pretend to be good ones coz none of you are good!! (siapa makan cili terasa pedasnye!!!) =)*

the list above done and brainstormed by Zara*Devlin and dRugBeauTy.
i'm not les,just got heartbroken.